Well, Mortals, tonight's the night!

Please join me, dear friends of the Renaissance Faire Community, as we salute what Philadelphians are calling "The Wedding of the (18th) Century" --- Ralph Archbold, America's #1 Ben Franklin impersonator, marrying Miss Linda Wilde, veteran Betsy Ross impersonator, live from the steps of Philadelphia's famous Independence Hall! As I said in the Press Release I issued only moments ago, "History Channel, you are wimps for not even having the good sense to join Philadelphia's media elite in terms of live coverage of these remarkable and totally unusual nuptials!"

But if you're like me, you know to stay on top this merry ceremony. So stop reading this, you sillies, and go to media.myfoxphilly.com/ if you would learn more of the story, how it all happened, and everything else you need to discover about it!

Oh yes, one more thing: Happy Birthday, America, from your Yankee Doodle Dragonmaster!

That, of course, would be your humble servant,

Fearlessly yours, as always,

Master Blackwolf